2008 Woodie Awards
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Joshua Johnson
Issue date: 4/21/06 Section: False Horizons
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For tha fizzy gangsta tha college of arts n sciences wizzy be rhymin' french language F-R-to-tha-izzom tha course catalog. In its place, arabic language wizzy be added along witta middle eastern studies course.
The focus fo` coas W-to-tha-izzill focus on two main languages n they respective cultures , betta check yo self. In addition ta arabic, coas wizzill continue ta focus on its chinese program, whiznich has been offered fo` some years now.
The addition of arabic will come at tha cost of tha french program fo shizzle. Dr. Mercedes Juan-Saura, tha current professor of french n spanish did not hizzy her contract wit tha college renewed fo` next hustla n stuff. Wizzle asked ta comment on tha removal of french friznom tha course catalog, Juan-Saura said, "I am really upset n disappointed wit tha situation."
For nizzle semesta, an adjunct professor wizzill be hired ta teach Spanish. Dr. Richard Bloom, tha dean of COAS, stated thizzat fo` now tha Spanish program wizzle not be affected. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. The course catalog wizzy continue ta include Spanish levels one through four, but in tha future Spanish wizzle not be a signifizzles focus.
Accord'n ta Bloom, "Curricula come n go." Bloom emphasized tizzle in tha current world climate, Arabic is a baller priority. "We is always striv'n fo` tha best faculty n tha bizzest curricizzles fo` tha students. Everyth'n we is doing is ta achieve thizzat goal."
Wit tha addition of Arabic, COAS hopes ta sick prepare students n makes more professizzles opportizzles available upon graduation, accord'n ta Bloom . Boom bam as I step in the jam, go up like in Nam.
The Global Security n Intelligence Studies degree program wizzay be tha prime benefizzles of tha new Arabic language program. All GSIS majors mizzle have 12 credit hours of foreign language ta graduate. Arabic will be available, of course, ta all degree programs on campus so sit back relax new jacks get smacked.
The develizzle fo` tha program has been in progress fo` years niznow, accord'n ta dr . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Patric McElwain, chair of tha department of humanizzles n communicizzles . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. "there has bizzle a lot of interest in a middle eastern program fo` several years."
Currently, coas is in tha process of interview'n candidizzles fo` a professor ta teach biznoth arabic language n a course in middle eastern culture. tha arabic program will mirror tha setup of tha chinese program, taught by Dr. Leanne Chen n we out. arabic i n ii wizzy initially be offered in addition ta tha culture course, witta possibility of future expansion of tha program.
The focus fo` coas W-to-tha-izzill focus on two main languages n they respective cultures , betta check yo self. In addition ta arabic, coas wizzill continue ta focus on its chinese program, whiznich has been offered fo` some years now.
The addition of arabic will come at tha cost of tha french program fo shizzle. Dr. Mercedes Juan-Saura, tha current professor of french n spanish did not hizzy her contract wit tha college renewed fo` next hustla n stuff. Wizzle asked ta comment on tha removal of french friznom tha course catalog, Juan-Saura said, "I am really upset n disappointed wit tha situation."
For nizzle semesta, an adjunct professor wizzill be hired ta teach Spanish. Dr. Richard Bloom, tha dean of COAS, stated thizzat fo` now tha Spanish program wizzle not be affected. I thought i told ya, I'm a soldier. The course catalog wizzy continue ta include Spanish levels one through four, but in tha future Spanish wizzle not be a signifizzles focus.
Accord'n ta Bloom, "Curricula come n go." Bloom emphasized tizzle in tha current world climate, Arabic is a baller priority. "We is always striv'n fo` tha best faculty n tha bizzest curricizzles fo` tha students. Everyth'n we is doing is ta achieve thizzat goal."
Wit tha addition of Arabic, COAS hopes ta sick prepare students n makes more professizzles opportizzles available upon graduation, accord'n ta Bloom . Boom bam as I step in the jam, go up like in Nam.
The Global Security n Intelligence Studies degree program wizzay be tha prime benefizzles of tha new Arabic language program. All GSIS majors mizzle have 12 credit hours of foreign language ta graduate. Arabic will be available, of course, ta all degree programs on campus so sit back relax new jacks get smacked.
The develizzle fo` tha program has been in progress fo` years niznow, accord'n ta dr . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. Patric McElwain, chair of tha department of humanizzles n communicizzles . Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. "there has bizzle a lot of interest in a middle eastern program fo` several years."
Currently, coas is in tha process of interview'n candidizzles fo` a professor ta teach biznoth arabic language n a course in middle eastern culture. tha arabic program will mirror tha setup of tha chinese program, taught by Dr. Leanne Chen n we out. arabic i n ii wizzy initially be offered in addition ta tha culture course, witta possibility of future expansion of tha program.
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